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Mount your asses!!

By on Feb 10, 2014 in Blogs |

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land”.

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel (this is a cigarette for those of you who don’t know), this is the promised land”.

Now the US Government under Obama (or Bush) has stolen our shovels, taxed our asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc… I called Lifeline, (the suicide help line.) I Got a stinkin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…